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Blart Boogerswatch is a goofy, relatable monster who learns the hard way that spending without thinking has real consequences. Through his hilarious journey, kids ages 5–10 discover the difference between needs and wants, how saving leads to bigger rewards, and that every money choice matters — without it ever feeling like a lesson.

Read-Aloud Edition (Ages 5–7)
Simplified text, shorter sentences, and interactive prompts. Perfect for emerging readers, storytime, and K–2 classrooms. Approx. 10 min read.

Regular Edition (Ages 8–10)
Full story with richer language and deeper money concepts. Perfect for independent readers and grades 3–5. Approx. 15 min read.

For Home & Individual Reading

Standard Edition

(On Amazon — easy ordering, quick shipping)

Read-Aloud Edition

Simplified text, shorter sentences, perfect for emerging readers
8 .5" x 8. 5" For Ages 5-7
Amazon Paperback and Kindle Ebook

Regular Edition

Full story experience with deeper language and concepts
8 .5" x 8. 5" For Ages 8-10
Amazon Paperback and Kindle Ebook

Landscape Edition (Sold on IngramSpark)

For Libraries & Bookstores

Full-Sized Illustrations – Designed so every child can see and engage during read-aloud time.

Larger format for classroom visibility

Order the Landscape Read-Aloud HARDCOVER

Order the Landscape Read-Aloud PAPERBACK

Order the Original Landscape HARDCOVER

Order the Original Landscape PAPERBACK

Turn Storytime Into Real Learning​

The book is just the beginning.
Blart connects directly to hands-on tools that turn storytime into real learning:
💰 Monsterbucks classroom economy
🛒 Classroom store activities
🎯 Goal-setting challenges
📂 Printable lessons & resources
Kids don't just read about money — they experience it.